How to Visit New Orleans During a Pandemic
Oh, and there will probably be some great food in there, too: those weird French doughnuts covered in powdered sugar; some sort of thick dark soup called something-or-other; and “what’s the difference again between jambalaya and gumbo?”
Regardless of whether people have made a trip down to the Big Easy or not, they’ll have some preconceived notions about the city–and we residents say that’s fine. It’s cool. Sometime, maybe, you’ll see more than the inside of a Hurricane drink cup.
But here’s the thing. Not only is a visit to New Orleans in autumn the perfect time to check out America’s most unique city, but it’s an ideal getaway in the middle of these COVID days. The weather breaks in the Gulf South in October. While Minneapolis dips into the twenties, New Orleans luxuriates in the balmy 70s in the day, inky sweet nights in the 60s.
What can you do when you’re wearing a mask and social distancing? Plenty. It will be a slower and more gentle visit than one to Bourbon Street, but if you feel compelled to walk the French Quarter, go for it. While you’re nearby, visit the art galleries in the Central Business District. The gallery owners and artists would appreciate your business. And wherever you land for a place to lay your head—all hotels and local temp rentals are beyond clean and ready—you should head out for a bit of nightlife. Yes, even in these COVID times.
But a good wander away from the usual traps will give you a much better understanding of the city. And in most places, you can even take off your mask.
Ride The Streetcar
Sure, this is a bit of a touristy thing to do, but in autumn–in a pandemic, no less–it’s infinitely safer and more beautiful than riding in an Uber. The streetcars are nearly always empty at the end of their lines. They have real wooden seats and open windows, and except for a short stint after Katrina, they have been in service since they were very first installed to travel the neutral grounds, the grassy medians of our boulevards.
The last stop in the Carrollton streetcar line will land you at The New Orleans Art Museum. Don’t go in it–not to start, at least. Your time might well be better spent walking the adjacent sculpture garden, newly expanded, free, and with that invaluable open-air factor. To round the bend and take your first look at “Karma” is to experience something much bigger than your average landscape painting, although the Rodin sculptures put up their dukes too.
Go for Barbecue and Snowballs
You can just walk down lovely Carrollton Boulevard, traipse beneath the ancient live oak trees and past the stately old homes for a couple blocks until you arrive at Blue Oak BBQ. Your nose will guide you. Again, considering COVID restrictions, you can’t get better than Blue Oak’s huge outdoor dining areas, multiple shaded and tented spots with plenty of room to properly socially distance. Their staff is as friendly in their masks as it comes, and the food? The ribs are luscious, arguably the best BBQ in the city, but their Happy Hour specials make for the perfect fit after a walk-around in the sculpture garden.
Save room for dessert just across the road. Head to Pandora’s Sno-balls. There’s a walk-up window, and you only need to stay the requisite six feet away from the other eager patrons lined up at this iconic locale. Flavor recommendations are unnecessary, because everyone is divine. Choose your own, but if you want to act like a local, try the wedding cake or pink lady. Shaved ice is a far cry away from a typical snow cone, and you might well be spoiled for life with the soft texture and New Orleans’ unique flavors.
Bacchanal in the Ninth Ward
Yes, the word is out about Bacchanal. It’s no longer a secret. But it’s still a destination worth experiencing, in no small part because it does a much much better job of representing New Orleans than some daiquiri hut with neon green icy drinks. Bacchanal has a massive outdoor seating area, extraordinary wine selections, and incredible nibbles. They support local musicians, and you’ll find live music here that will always knock your socks off. You can’t visit New Orleans without hearing music, and Bacchanal is a great place to start.
Find the River
Of course you can find the river by walking across the street from the Cathedral in the French Quarter. You can stand and watch its roiling waters, but it’s not so easy to experience the majesty of one of America’s grandest rivers watching shoulder-to-shoulder with others in their masks in a pandemic. Consider a couple of other options: Go to one of two places—both of which are local secrets, so you’re going to have to do a little research. Head across the industrial canal and into Holy Cross. Take a right at the first opportunity and drive straight towards the Mississippi River. Try it at sunset. Park and walk up onto the levee. You will not be disappointed. It will tell you everything about this old and wise city that words can’t say.
Visit The Fly
Across the literal way and around the bend of the big loop of river, you can find The Fly. A local favorite hangout, it’s adjacent to the zoo. Don’t go into the zoo either—at least not right away. Save it for another day when the pandemic has abated. Bring lemonade or a couple locally brewed beers to The Fly and make sure to clean up before you leave. Take a seat at one of many spots with a clear view. Consider what it means to see water passing that originates in a tiny creek in Minnesota. Melted snow, tributary waters, it all ends up right here. Watch passing tankers from Russia, tugboats pushing flats of one thing or another, sip your beverage, and enjoy the fresh autumn air.
The River Shack
Follow the wobbly straight line of River Road upriver. You’ll probably drive past The River Shack the first time. Just double-back. The place has been around longer than most of us, its exterior old signage now preserved for its historical treat. Try their gumbo. You won’t be disappointed. You can sit outside, of course, but you can also take a gander at the dozens and dozens of framed photos on the walls that bring context to the locale.
It’s nothing new to say that New Orleans is steeped in history. But that’s sort of the point these days, to “go back” and experience a place that’s stood the test of time. We have carved out a place unique to this country. Find the unbeaten path and walk our cobbled lanes. There is wide-open breathing room in a beautiful autumn in one of America’s oldest cities.
Amanda Boyden is an American author and recipient of Nerve.com’s Henry Miller Award for Best Literary Sex Scene in Pretty Little Dirty. Her latest work, I Got the Dog: A Memoir of Rising was released on September 15th, 2020 and is available for purchase hereor on Amazon.More on Amanda Boyden: “Rape, infidelity and the detonation of a marriage: Novelist Amanda Boyden’s tumultuous life has led to new memoir
